The Five Unsexiest Women Alive Named
Sunday, October 28, 2007
When the folks at Esquire magazine recently named Charlize Theron "The Sexiest Woman Alive," the editors of Maxim knew they had to respond, and they did respond in an unexpected way.
No. 5 -- Britney Spears: The pop princess, who at one time was one of the biggest sex symbols in the world, was criticized for gaining "two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."
No. 4 -- Madonna: The Material Girl literally wrote the book on 'Sex' in the '90s, but since then she's turned off the magazine's editors with her "bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration."
No. 3 -- Sandra Oh: The 'Grey's Anatomy' star made the list thanks to her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure."
No. 2 -- Amy Winehouse: The 'Rehab' singer's "translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats" weren't enough to put her on top -- or, rather the bottom.
No. 1 -- Sarah Jessica Parker: The former 'Square Peg' was singeld out for being a "Barbaro-faced broad" and "the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women."
No. 5 -- Britney Spears: The pop princess, who at one time was one of the biggest sex symbols in the world, was criticized for gaining "two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."
No. 4 -- Madonna: The Material Girl literally wrote the book on 'Sex' in the '90s, but since then she's turned off the magazine's editors with her "bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration."
No. 3 -- Sandra Oh: The 'Grey's Anatomy' star made the list thanks to her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure."
No. 2 -- Amy Winehouse: The 'Rehab' singer's "translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats" weren't enough to put her on top -- or, rather the bottom.
No. 1 -- Sarah Jessica Parker: The former 'Square Peg' was singeld out for being a "Barbaro-faced broad" and "the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women."
